As I was organizing my closet, I found the very first love letter I received from a boy. It's already yellowing at the edges and a bit fragile but it brought a smile nonetheless. Now, I am looking for a bloke who could make me smile and take care of ...

A sensible lass who appreciates a man for his mind, having a fit body is a bonus. What good is getting to know a bloke who I can't have a proper conversation with. Someone who is the perfect balance between clever and wicked .

Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...

One confident lass who doesn’t care about what others think about her. I don’t care if they judge me for having a John Thomas despite having a pair of thrupney bits. I also do not care if they think of me as a slag because of all the lads who I s...

I used to be the silent type who doesn’t talk with anyone including strangers. But as time passed by, I realized that being the silent type wouldn’t do me and my sex life any good. After that realization, I decided to change and be chatty and fli...

Watching porn nor playing with my sex toys doesn't make me horny anymore. I want something that would make me alive again. Somewhat stimulating phrases or dirty talks that would make my nipples erected while reading it can do so. My tight arsehole ca...