I'm a terrible writer, so I'll just apologize in advance for what I'm going to put here. I enjoy multiple rounds of sex on weekends. I consider it as a form of exercise and relaxation. More of a bottom for obvious reasons, but I don't mind being the ...

It's not how a person looks that attracts my attention. Rather, it's their personality and how they carry a conversation are the things that get to me. I won't even waste time on pompous blokes who have an inflated ego. I like nice guys who people al...

I used to do ballet when I was a child, so my body is quite flexible. I can do some crazy pose with my body. Some of which might be useful if you would like to try out some exciting stuff in the bedroom.

Let me be the one to show you the wonders of hardcore anal. I can take you on a journey filled with endless orgasms. All you have to do is send me a message. What are you waiting for? Chat with me now!

I get easily distracted by my naughty thoughts at random times. Maybe that's just how it is if you've been single for a few years now and haven't gotten a proper shag in months. Wishing someone would come along to end my misery.

The only thing keeping my life together now is my reliable glass dildo. However, I feel like even my favourite toy is slowly losing its worth as my primary source of satisfaction. I think I need to experience the real thing up in my ass as soon as po...