I am a woman with dark humour. The only thing darker than the jokes I love is my soul. I make fun of things that most people would find offensive and disgusting. I take amusement in watching the suffering of others. Send me a cup of tea if you also t...

The love I feel for big cocks knows no bounds. The mere sight of a dick out in the open sends tingles down my spine and make my asshole clench. I think my lust is slowly taking over my body because I will not hesitate to fuck someone as long as they ...

Instead of breaking my heart, why not break my asshole? You are more than welcome to fuck up my ass. Just make sure you will not also fuck up my life. I am a complete anal slut, so I would pretty much enjoy it if you ruin my bum.

Ever since I was young, I have always known that I belong to the wrong body. I have always known that I should be a woman who has a pretty face, perky thrupney bits, a clean fanny, and a bouncy bum. Well, I will be that woman soon once I take the las...

I'm desperately aching for a man's touch. It's been weeks since I last had a sexual encounter. I thought I could survive without fucking for months, but I was wrong. So lately, my sex drive has been punishing me to skipping sex.

Obviously not looking for long-term sexual partners. All I'm after are one night stands with a man who's fun to be with. It'd be fantastic if he can share stories that can make me laugh and naughty at the same time.