Whenever I am at a loose end, there is one thing that I always do and it’s up to you to guess what it is. For a clue, what I am doing involves a toy that is probably longer than an average banana and it vibrates from time to time! Any guesses on wh...

Looking for a lad who can handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, and my tendency to laugh at almost every single thing. I am a bit off my trolley, so only a capable man can handle all the crazy shit I am into.

Camping and hikes are enjoyable for me because I get to be one with nature. Cliche yet always rings through. If it were up to me, I would live in a quaint cabin in the forest for the rest of my life. Added benefit is that I could moan and scream as l...

Make me your queen and I’ll make you my king. Yes, I consider myself a queen despite having a throbbing knob whenever someone turns me on. After all, my heart and upper body scream that I’m a woman. Anyway, if my perky thrupney bits are in front ...

My lust for a big cock is only growing with each passing day. I feel like I am nearing the moment in which I would do anything just to have a big cock deep inside my asshole. Can someone help me out before I turn into a complete whore obsessed with h...

Here are some things you absolutely need to know about me: 1. I hate spooning! I would rather have my asshole rimmed than to do such a mushy thing. 2. You can turn me on by wearing some suspenders. 3. I enjoy being starkers inside my flat. 4. Ana...