Looking for a lad who can handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, and my tendency to laugh at almost every single thing. I am a bit off my trolley, so only a capable man can handle all the crazy shit I am into.

Some women look for a man's financial background - how much money he has in his bank, the cars he owns, the house he has among others. Thankfully, I'm no way that kind of lass. All I need is a bloke seeking for anal sex.

The most embarrassing thing that happened to me? I reckon to be the time I got caught masturbating by a mate of mine in the middle of our shared flat. In my defense though, I was in the throws of pleasure and didn't hear them walk in through the fron...

I have a particular way of masturbating that satiates my desires every time. I lay down and make sure that my favourite lube is within reach. I slip on the vibrating cockring and turn it on. Once it is done, I warm up the lubricant with my fingers an...

A game that I love playing is dirty truth or dare. I never thought a simple game can make me have a different kind of sexual experience. It's so hot and steamy. I can play the game with you until the night turns into day.

Aside from my sensual lips that taste as sweet as honey, I have nice jubblies that are as soft as cotton candy. Also, not a day goes by that shagging doesn't cross my mind. As a result, you'll usually find me using my butt plug or my dildo.