The oddest item I own would have to be the vintage dial telephone that my great grandmother used to own. It still works and it's one of my favourite things in my flat. Am also thankful that it does not record calls, because my ancestors might be roll...

I can be the very best like no one ever was. To suck cock is my real quest, to make men cum is my goal. I will travel across the land, searching far and wide. I will make men understand the power of my ass.

It might be too difficult to find a man who can accept me for who I really am. I have already accepted this as a fact, but I am still hoping that there is someone out there who would not hesitate to love me, dick and all.

I always leave the curtains open at night, it comforts me to see the stars through it. I cannot sleep without turning all the lights off but the moonlight that gets casted on my wall do not bother me.

If I have the chance to change something in my body, I would choose to not change anything. I am contented with what I have and with who I am despite not having an axe wound. After all, I already have gigantic jubblies that can make any bloke happy.

My asshole is so tight and it would be really nice if some hard dick would thrust deep in it. But sadly, I still haven’t found the person who could do that. And I came here hoping to already find the one I’m looking for.